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ilikepuzzles-kinda:

I honestly laughed really hard at this
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ilikepuzzles-kinda:

I honestly laughed really hard at this

(Source: humorstop)

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lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

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abra-cxdaver:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

omg yes finally 
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abra-cxdaver:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

omg yes finally 

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amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

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maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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supercali-live:

butdidyoufucktho:

joanniethejedi:

clangnbang:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

MY FEEEEEEELS

awww

Brb weeping

it’s easier to have kids because most of the time they don’t die before you do

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It is imperative for me to find a good job. I need to save money, so I never have to get out of bed and go to work.

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wolverxne:

Freddy The Fox by: [Rob Lee]

Photographers note: "This brave fox wandered up on our porch. He's half cat, half dog, and all cute. When the fox first came for a visit we instantly named it "Freddy the Fox." But after we got to know it we found out Freddy is actually Frederica."

(Source: WOLVERXNE)